Expect some posts on thursday or friday..when i'm not tinatamad...hahha
anyway..here are some FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDS!!
another oone
and A SUPER FUNNY VID..as in i was ROFL!! hahaha
Total Pro Sports - People have always wondered if fighter Nam Pham could really win on the big stage. After two losses in Strikeforce events he refused to let those losses bring him down and decided drop down to the featherweight division.
A great decision by Pham because he knocked out his opponent Hideki Kadowaki in the first round at Sengoku 7. Kadowaki stood no chance dropping just after the 3 minute mark.
“I’m feeling great and I’m stoked,” said an elated Phan. “I feel like I trained really well and for this fight I was the most calm, focused and ready than in any other fight.”
Unfortunately nobody was talking about Nam Phan's win after the fight, all the talk was about Phan's crying ringman who accompanied him to the center of the ring after the fight. The unidentified ringman cries to an extent we have never seen before. It's not like he is trying to hold back a couple of tears of joy for Phan, this guy is flat out balling.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
For the sake of posting..here i go!!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Lost A Finger?! no problem...just study the new PERIODIC TABLE
LOST A FINGER...NO PROBLEM!!
This one has made a wide circle around the internets: Finnish software developer Jerry Jalava, after losing his left ring finger in a motorcycle accident, had his doctor build a prosthetic finger with a built-in 2 GB USB drive. He says he got the idea from a few of the doctors treating him, who were joking that as a programmer he should get a "USB finger drive" instead; Jerry turned the joking into literal storage at his fingertips
Because the appendage isn't permanently attached, he reports he can simply "leave my finger inside the slot and pick it up after I'm ready." Not content with version 1.0, he also reports thinking of upgrading: more storage, an RFID tag, and possibly Bluetooth connectivity. And why not? As long as the age of cyborgism is here, might as well have fingers as functional as possible. Me? I'll be busy figuring out where I can tuck a NAS into this wetware...
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Who the hell is Boyet Fajardo?, Nerd attacks and Otso Otso Going Ballistic!!
This is taken from a following http://www.boyetfajardo.blogspot.com/ , it reads:
On Sept. 1, 1980, he opened his first shop on Banaue street in Quezon City as a bid to join the big names in the made-to-order industry at 17 and a college sophomore (at UST, where he was majoring in Fine Arts). Boyet Fajardo believed that he had what it takes to make it in fashion alongside the more established names like Ben Farrales.
Today, Boyet is one of the biggest names in RTW. His Boyet Fajardo line is carried in all Robinsons stores—there are about 20 of them all over Metro Manila and in the provinces—and the Landmark. Since making the big shift from couture clothes to RTW
Boyet Fajardo can truly be called a success. He has become both an artistic and financial success. In fact, he recently had his new office-cum-residence located in Valle Verde, officially blessed. The house, which has a large garden, is doted with Boyet’a favorite antiques and paintings. He also recently bought a house in nearby Acropolis, which was blessed on Nov. 28, a blessing that was attended by many of Boyet’s longtime clients and friends.
He has truly come a long way…..
Well that is how he was, till we came across and saw how far his success has made him.
Last March 13, 2009, a Friday the 13th, (specially for the store people of Duty Free Phils), We and our Tatay Rey, who just arrived from ABU DHABI (as OFW) a day before. went to Duty Free Phils Fiestamall in Paranaque ( just beside NAIA 1) to shop and point. Or we point and he’ll buy…hehehe:)
While waiting in line at the cashiers to pay our goodies…we saw a customer at the top of his voice berating the cashiers and managers of duty free for, by his accounts, messing around with him. From what my sister told me, it was about a credit card purchase that the cashier (who we heard was just a casual employee) was kindly asking for the irate customer's other ID’s to vouch the legit owner of the credit card which is also “unsigned”, a normal operating procedure when shopping there to avoid misuse of those with con minds.
He might have thought a celebrated person like he is. with all his accolades and fame has gone unrecognized by this cashier person. A new worker who is carefully doing his job. A job he is trained to do. Tsk tsk tsk…
While Store Managers and officers were sought to appease the matter, explaining to him that it is all included as a standard operating procedure in credit card payment for the safety, not only for the company but also his own. Ignoring all this, he pulled out his phone and threatened to call on high positioned people whom he allegedly knew, to seem to us like do a power-play and make these people realize how important he is.. he went on using words like “leche kayo, di nyo ko kilala? AKO SI BOYET FAJARDO! AT Itong P..I.. NA BABAENG ITO, (pointing to a lady officer) at ang baklang ito (pointing to the cashier) ay walang kwentang mga tao! I want them fired!!!
His yelling and berating went on and on, he cannot calm down and as he appeared to have bloodshot eyes, like that of a drunk person and or under an influence. He goes on to say, that only if the cashier kneel down before him and/or allow him to freely slap the persons face, may he get satisfied!!!
AND, you know what happened next….the ill-fated cashier, with all the onlookers including us watching, stand down and just simply gave in to probably he thought would end the matter, so crying in shame he slowly knelt down and apologize (for actually doing his job) before this self proclaimed GOD…. No slapping was made to the cashier’s face but the incident landed a harsher and reverberating sound to the faces of the lesser people of this society.
Go on let us patronize Mr Boyet Fajardo's products and services and let us give him more money,to make him more powerful, affluent and comfortable to do such awful discrimination and victimize the underprivileged over and over and over again.
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i like to add something..boyet said to the cashier: "PUMILI KA, SASAMPALIN KITA OR LULUHOD KA SA HARAP KO" in the vid below, you can see what the cashier chose..man this guy is a bonafide A-HOLE.
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NERD ATTACKS!!
Four Spanish secondary school students tied a Nikon Coolpix L10 digital camera (which cost less than $100) to a $60 balloon made of latex and, thanks to careful planning, managed to send them both 20 miles above the surface of the earth. It was there at the brink of outer space that the camera snapped several photos before descending safely back to Earth. Thanks to a radio signal and Google Earth, the students were able to locate the balloon after it had landed and retrieve the photos.
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
ADDITIONAL NEWS!!
ALERT ALERT>>JAMES FRANCO IS SLEEPING IN CLASS!!
One of James Franco’s fellow classmates at Columbia University managed to snap a photo of Mr. Franco after he appears to have fallen asleep during one of his lectures … and then immediately sent the photo off to TMZ:
My guess is that the poor guy was dreaming of acing his next exam, yeah! While this photo is so full of LOL you have to admit that we’ve all nodded off during lectures at one point or other in our scholastic pasts. If Franco keeps sleeping his way thru his classes, mebbe he can go back to acting?
Hamburger, Batman and all lot of Weird NEWS!!
At the burger blog A Hamburger Today, we have come across some pretty wacked-out burgers. Here are 10 of our favorites. And by favorite we mean, may never actually eat them because we're scared.
The Fatty Melt
1. Nut Burger: Famous at Matt's Place in Butte, Montana, the nut burger involves a layer of coarsely ground peanuts mixed with mayo. It's kind of like a peanut butter sundae just hanging out on top of a patty.
2. BadaBoomz Donut Burger: A bacon cheeseburger on a glazed donut "bun" available at the BadaBoomz Ale House and Grill in Indianapolis, Indiana. Save time by combining your favorite breakfast and lunch! And feel awesome/nauseous after!
3. Megadeath Burger: For health reasons, you have to be over 18 to order this, and can't have heart problems, anxiety, or asthma. Available at Wall Diner in Wellington Point, Australia, the "world's hottest hamburger" contains chili jam, chili powder, jalapenos, and habañero sauce -- all in quantities any sane person would not voluntarily eat.
4. Venezuelan "La Diabla" Burger: No wonder it's translated as "the devilish." Sold from a street cart in Caracas, Venezuela, this one layers: ketchup, mayo, mustard, onions,
cabbage, shoestring potatoes, more ketchup, mayo and mustard, avocado,
tomato, burger patty, chorizo, chicken, eggs and bacon, and a mountain
of shredded Roquefort cheese.
5. Parisian Pizza Burger: The name might be confusing, but it's not a burger-topped pizza or a burger made with pizza toppings. (Both natural conclusions.) It's a burger with mini-pizzas for buns available at Buzz Lightyear's Pizza Planet at Disneyland Paris.
6. Jucy Lucy: Seven ounces of burger with a molten core of cheesy ooze. That would be American cheese ooze, because "only
those orange squares of vaguely plastic texture will achieve proper
fluidity," as burger writer John T. Edge put it. The alleged home of the J-Luce is Matt's Bar in Minneapolis.
7. Cheeseburger in a Can: Have you ever thought about how perfectly can-shaped a burger is? Or burger-shaped a can is? This product is marketed to German campers.
8. Scottish Deep-Fried Cheeseburger: Because the Scots have been known to fry anything (candy bars, pizza, etc.) two discs of frozen meat with processed cheese get deep-fried. No bun involved because what nutritional value do buns really offer?
9. Bacon Cheeseburger, Literally: It might look fairly ordinary, but this patty is not made of ground chuck or sirloin -- or any kind of ground beef. Ground bacon, kids. Throw on some slices of pepper Jack cheese for good measure.
10. Fatty Melt: This was a DIY project by a curious Serious Eats editor in the food website's
Manhattan office. It's a burger
with two grilled cheeses for buns. Yes, you read that correctly. Now go forth and make one.
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BATMAN AND SUPERMAN..This guy is so cool
. Batman Suparman was on the airport and an airport security had some suspicions of this kid. So he asked the kid his name and the kid told it. It’s Batman sir. So the security thought the kid was fooling him so asked of his surname. The kid said “Suparman” sir. So the security cuffed him, thinking the kid was really fooling him. And when the security looked at the kid’s passport he was telling his real name. funny shit!!
Enroll at any institute of higher learning and you'll almost certainly be told to bring a laptop to class on day one.
But does using a laptop in the classroom actually help a student learn any better? The answer is less clear than you might think.
Ars Technica takes a deep look at the topic today, noting that laptops have been pushed in classrooms with the goal of "improving technological literacy" and raising scores on standardized tests. And in some cases, they have helped: Students who write using a word processor tend to create "more coherent and persuasive text" than those writing longhand, likely because they can more easily edit themselves and revise copy as they're creating it.
But putting aside the writing argument -- which is not really of much value in the context of the classroom, anyway -- laptops may not offer much help. Math and science test performance haven't seen much benefit due to laptop use in class, in large part because teachers don't much know how to incorporate their use into the school environment.
The bigger problem arises due to the inherent distractions that come with all technology products: Games, email, web browsing, instant messaging, Facebook... all of these beckon to the student to click a few keys here and there instead of paying attention to a lecture, and that urge is incredibly hard to resist for many. Even at discipline-heavy colleges like West Point, laptops are often deemed "irrelevant at best, and a distraction at worst."
Of course, laptops stand to be of amazing use as note-taking devices, since most students can type faster than they can write (and can read their typing better than their handwriting), but even that simple act is fraught with the same risk of distraction as courses more focused on using laptops in the lesson plan. The linked story above discusses a University of Colorado case in which students were actually watching movies in class instead of taking notes. Why do they come at all, asked one student.
As professors attempt to figure out how to deal with all of this, some are taking the nuclear option and simply banning laptop use altogether while class is in session. That's too bad for all the bored students who no longer have MySpace and Fark with which to distract themselves. I guess they'll just have to go back to doing what I did during far too many college COBOL lectures: The crossword.
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Lastly, its about thieves and google earth
Thief targets valuable roof materials via Google Earth
Why case joints you want to rob by driving by in a car or standing outside, pretending you're talking on the phone? Sophisticated thieves are turning to higher-tech ways to keep tabs on the joints they'd like to heist: Namely, Google Earth.
Tom Berge's ingenious (if totally criminal) idea: Look down from the sky on the buildings of London with the Google Earth application, and zoom in to see which buildings had lead roof tiles. Berge would then climb the walls of the museums, churches, and schools he'd identified, pry up the lead tiles, and sell them as scrap to bulk metal dealers.
Berge managed to earn £100,000 with the scam over the course of six months. Not a bad haul for a bunch of lead and a little pointing and clicking.
Berge was finally busted in February and pleaded guilty to the theft last week, which earned him an eight-month suspended jail sentence and 100 hours of community service.
But lest you consider lighting up the torches and sharpening the pitchforks hoping to get Google Earth banned or restricted (or, ugh, blurred), remember that the law uses Google Earth and related tools just as productively -- if not more so -- than the crooks. Swiss police found a huge marijuana plantation (they grow pot in Switzerland?) using the software earlier this year, and Google Earth has also been a valuable tool in the fight against illegal logging and mining in Brazil.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Catch that pussy!
hhaha..i saw this over the weekend..basically this happened on the 2nd show of Britney's comeback concert..and after she sang i'm a slave for you (which is lip-synched)..usually the techincal guys turn on her mic..so that she can address the crowd..but in this concert she had to change around 30 dresses i think..and somehow, after the song, she didn't realize her mic was on..and she addressed her staff..that her Pussy is hanging out..and to cut the story short, the whole crowd heard it, and started laughing..haha..here's the clip
Sunday, March 8, 2009
31 things you learn from porn and ~Peanuts or Penises~
here are some things you learn from watching porn
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
sperm..
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan `OH YEAH’ when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they `high five’ each other. (and the
girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if
you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman
by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
24. Women never have headaches.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to
remind her to ’suck it’
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s
pants and find a cock there.
29. Men don’t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly
on his hip..
31. Pigtails = handlebars
hahaha
and also..i was surfing youtube the other day and i found this..
---- and on an important note: i was invited by a friend of mine to the opening of the club of his dad...CIRCA..located in eastwood...and the only thing i can say is..it's the hippest club..i have ever been in.. the lobby was great, security was great, the music was great and especially the vip area!!.. this bar resembles the elite bars that can only be found in the states..yah folks, this is no Embassy or Warehouse 135 where anybody can get in (as a result, the crowd consists of 90% posers and underage people..goddamn).. this bar strictly follows a guest list,,and getting a invitation is hard unless you have connections..and i'm sure..thats this is 5x much better than the manor..this get's the EIJAN SEAL OF APPROVAL ..and you can now find me here everyweekend..haha
here are some pics for you guys..now come and join me..
